“To live on a day-to-day basis is insufficient for human beings...”

“If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis’ in the dictionary.”

“I love my friends, but I’m still going to cancel plans.”

"If laughter is the best medicine, then medicine sometimes desperately needs laughter.”

"Satire is just love in its funniest disguise.”

"I write the body, because I don’t know how else to live in it.”

"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion"

“When you’re in the middle of a story, it isn’t a story at all — it’s only a confusion.”

"I'm not interested in being what anyone expects me to be.”

"If you're going to be a satirist, you can’t be well-adjusted.”

"Humor is not decoration — it’s revelation.”